Snack Time!
Peanut Butter Pretzels: How the creator of this culinary masterpiece thought to encapsulate creamy peanut butter within a pretzel shell might never be known, but I’m sure it had something to do with Beelzebub himself. Only in exchange for one’s soul could any human possibly gain access to the esoteric recipes of Hades.
Each time I bite into one of these nuggets of magic I’m filled with a sense of joy, like the joy I receive from witnessing a telemarketer being punched in the throat. The aftertaste of this confection is as if I opened my mouth and a rainbow beamed in. If I were to nominate a food for the “Best Food on Earth” award (assuming Pizza, Spaghetti, and Burritos were disqualified due to steroid use), I would place PB&Pretzels right behind my nomination for Frunkleghettizza, the best food known to the human race developed and unleashed in the year 2035.
Each time I bite into one of these nuggets of magic I’m filled with a sense of joy, like the joy I receive from witnessing a telemarketer being punched in the throat. The aftertaste of this confection is as if I opened my mouth and a rainbow beamed in. If I were to nominate a food for the “Best Food on Earth” award (assuming Pizza, Spaghetti, and Burritos were disqualified due to steroid use), I would place PB&Pretzels right behind my nomination for Frunkleghettizza, the best food known to the human race developed and unleashed in the year 2035.
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